Yeah he's just… not funny, in anything I've ever seen him in. He puts on a wig, does a bad accent and is somehow constantly given money to keep doing that.

Are we about done with Fred Armisen or what?

Anaal Nathrakh and Oranssi Pazuzu 👍👍👍

I doubt sacred rocks that have likely been in place for hundreds or thousands of years could be easily dislodged by a hundred pound woman rubbing against them momentarily.

This sounds like it was made up on the spot to get a big reaction out of people. "OMG I scratched my ass on a sacred magic rock and then it totally dislodged a huge boulder and then it rolled down this hill and I swear it almost killed like fifty people!!1! It was so CRAZY!!"

That beard does not generate sympathy.

No.

Can I have that demonic beer stein? Please?

No, none. He is exactly as bad as headlines portray, yet people still voted for him in droves.

*high five*

I just came here to experience someone in a bad video talking about the rich, savory experience of HORMEL® BLACK LABEL BACON

I hate this world we live in now.

Is this another one of them vidya games that's trying to be a movie?

That's my line!

This is a mere bacon strip's width away from those horrid KIDS REACT TO [X]!!! videos

THE FOREMOST MAN RESPONSIBLE IS MILES BENNETT DYSON

I NEED A VACATION

*single tear runs down face*
*face immediately shorts out and explodes, because crying is something I can never do*

* zequel

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