1) I'm still madly in love with Christina Ricci
2) That is a terrible, terrible title
3) Is that Trump's son?

MetalSucks is the TMZ of metal news and attracts the worst racists and antisemites this side of a Trump rally. Never go there.

TRVE SOVTHERN COVNTRY MVSIC

Let's all just agree that country music, pop music and the merging of the two is awful.

*puts trucknutz, Beyonce sticker on F-150*

They're special park bullets and only work on hosts.

Keep your milk out of my fucking eggs, you monster

hehehehehehe
*poots*

You don't believe skinheads would slash up someone's arm?

Oh god that dubbing sounds like a little demon Seagal clone

I blame millennials.

Don't neck chop us!

"The rare Steven Seagal movie… so fucking bad… very distinct."

Hair like a carpet sample painted black.

Sounds awful. What a surprise.

No.

Testosterone Supplement Doctors Don't Want You To Know About Taking America's Gyms By Storm
*picture of gross jellyfish-looking thing*

"You're hot. Let's fart together."

So the suit turns him into a cartoon?

YouTube is still the best for finding similar artists.