Pink

GAAAAHHH

Good thing the bike lock contains a GPS chip, so you can track its location in real-time as it sits broken and discarded on the curb where the thief tossed it.

*shits efficiently, Germanly*

That's some bland, ugly clothing.

Don't worry, their food will still give you that severe gastric distress you know and love

Spoiler: Children are not scary

*plays that I Lost My Leg song*

No.

Lisa needs Screw Attack

Was that the "convenience store" guy with the crazy eyes? Whew, that's some crazy.

You can't piss on remakes, I WON'T ALLOW IT!

Yeah, GroupHug is great

Good for him.

Please stop.

Florida: The Sewer State

Billy Bob Thornton Still Enormous Asshole, Terrible Musician

No no no, the band is called Sling Blade

Those are both horrendously bad ideas.

Ha ha ha ha no