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Do you see this woman over there? Valeria is like her. She doesn't look like her, but she has the same… spirit!

Excuse me, can I borrow a cup of sex?

Plus its band members kill themselves (and others).

But that's pretty much how it's done in real life, too. After we see that bombs and missiles work, we just build bigger bombs and missiles.

But where will I go for legal drama?

Those people got Lawnmower Man'd so hard

Ignore the spinning deathblades and they're actually quite friendly!

It's a goddamn CGI cartoon you fuckwits

CHILL OUT, DICKWAD

I got to score some steroids.

#cyborglivesmatt… wait no they don't, we're made in a factory

Can't be any worse than the first one! Yes it can.

Sports guy to play sports character.

Jesus goddamn christ

Same, I'll walk into my parent's house during visits/holidays and there's the cable TV feed playing a constant stream of obnoxious, LOUD commercials. I'll never go back.

Shh!

I'll be back.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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