NEGATIVE

CHILL OUT, DICKWAD

AFFIRMATIVE

CORRECT

JUSTIN BAILEY

Between this and Peter and the Farm, there must be some kind of new "I dare you to watch this miserable piece of shit" genre designed to give audiences the middle finger as strongly as possible.

Alec Baldwin: Formal Terminator

"Hey baby, I'll make your urine darker than it's ever been."

Vitamin Beer

I stand by your earlier version.

I'm sure it will admit any Syrian refugee free of charge, where they can order a bottle of Grey Goose for $500.

She's America's Fuckedupbutt.

Skål!

I am, how you say… a-Lindsay a-Lohan-a.

Continuing the movie tradition of every regular ol' well-meaning blue collar dude wearing unbuttoned flannel shirts and driving a weathered old truck, which still runs great because he used to work on the family truck with his dad, until his lungs finally gave out after 40 years of coal mining. He treasured those…

Sounds fun.

Kindly fuck off forever, Bono.

I think you need to get out more.

That is one ugly guitar.

These items are all stupid.