No.

Fuck off nowadays running zombies

Nah.

Hot take: I've always liked candy corn, so this recent trend of saying it's garbage can fuck right off.

Booze up for breakfast with crappy flavored vodka and Hormel® Black Label Bacon!

He won't believe what happens next. Number 6 will blow his mind. Doctors WON'T tell him.

Millennials love vintage movies from the far-flung year of 1999

You mean the "danger noodle"

He learned about boob-ships, that's for sure.

Me too, billy. Me too.

"A diabolical good time!"

At least Skynet rolled back that update with the white kid dreadlocks. That was a bad one.

He's the worst model of terminator, for sure.

*majors in English*

Coitus?

Ohhh man I remember that one

The hell is happening in that header photo?

You rang?

In all seriousness, these are damn good chips: http://chirps-chips.myshopi…

Here, I made you some trail mix out of rat droppings and hair.