The “simply because” is hilarious. How incredibly disingenuous of you. The only thing you’re putting out there is jealousy and baseless contempt.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Warning: Possibly triggering due to description of sexual assault.

“He closed all the entry points and FORCED them to cross the border illegally.”

In NYC??

When my nephew was 3 yrs old a hearse drove past us and he expressed a wish to ride in one. I assured him that, one day, his wish would come true.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I have heard several men make this sort of comment recently about how they could possibly be expected to discern between an appropriate and an inappropriate gesture of interest in a woman. As if the two are so terribly similar that one might “accidentally” harass a woman. Like, how could any well-meaning gentleman…

Sexual abusers are overwhelmingly male.

Dear Men,

I love your comments and would love to see them even more un-gray!! Maybe me un-graying you here may help! <3

I’m not calling you out for not accepting my opinions. I’m calling you out for not ENGAGING with my points.

Shortsqueak. Arsebomb. Back cannon. Silent but deadly. Silent but violent. Space Invader. Lift lollie. Eau de toilet.

Screamy Spice gets an Emmys cameo. Goebbels-wannabe Bannon gets a platform on “60 Minutes.” The only one told to shut up and go away is a woman.

To be fair, I get where they’re coming from. When my partner and I get married, we’re not going to be doing it for the enormous financial benefits, legal benefits or out of sheer love. We’ve decided we’re going to get married specifically so we can oppress the freedoms of Christian bakers. That’s just how we roll.

My mother-in-law uses it. Our bathroom looks like Tony Montana’s desk at the end of Scarface by the time she’s stayed with us for a few nights.

Look at the Donald trump cosplayers

“This isn’t a discussion.”

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.