Yeah but this seems to happen a HELL of a lot more with black kids than with white kids. In fact policing black people’s hair is a goddamned institution in this country. 

Seriously. When have you ever heard about white kids having their hair cut by teaching staff? What them them think they have the right to cut ANY child’s hair?

Yeah that “natural immunity” ain’t what it’s cracked up to be, Laura. This ain’t the chickenpox we’re talking about here.

He literally cannot let this go. Biggest sore loser in the history of the known Universe. 

How about American track athletes just stop shit talking altogether? This isn’t the basketball court, FFS. 

“They say they trust her medical advice on the vaccine”.

Cozying up to Tucker Carlson deserves neither the L or the W, but the gigantic F.

And predictably as always she turns to the “I’m being persecuted for my beliefs” schtick when her claims fall apart. 

Faces of denial and regret. 

I mean how fucking deluded can one person be, thinking he has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Governorship in CA? 

It’s high time we vote on a proposition to change this stupid recall rule. Call it the “No Recall Act” or the... NRA.

Yeah this was a colossal unforced error by the Republican Party and clear evidence that hubris, rather than wisdom, rules the day. 

I mean that’s basically what the Nazis claimed about the Jews, no?

“I’ve been promised a place in the Massa’s house.”

Unfortunately the urban legends became conspiracy theories. 

The classic intro line to every conspiracy theory on the planet. 

Nothing like social media to help you show your ass to the whole world. 

Nothing makes me happier than seeing these four motherfuckers wearing prison orange. 

Hashtag TalkToMyLawyerAndFuckOff.

Fascists destroy everything.