I have two. First, Watership Down. My mom thought it would be cute, because bunnies. It was a blood filled nightmare. Read more

I refuse to be the fun police.

Wearing a costume at my door at any age? You get candy.
Not wearing a costume but walking kids? You get candy.
Don’t say “trick or treat” and just hold out a bag? You get candy.
Obviously young adult, but not causing mischief? You get candy.
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I agree with everything you said, but none more that this: Read more

The Gutenberg Project is one of the few non-work websites I can access at my job, so I’ve been re-visiting some old friends there. Read more

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “You want a drink?” The horse says, “I think not,” and promptly vanishes. Read more

Man, I’m sorry, but that just sounds really fuckin’ hot. Read more

easier to copy and paste what I wrote:

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