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Seconded on the gloves. I once chopped up two Habaneros for chilli and then washed my hands no less than six times before I rubbed the side of my nose. The capscain oils ran straight to my eyes...

Dave’s Insanity Sauce may be ‘insanely’ hot, but it’s also got way more flavor than most of the competition. All of the sauces that are just heat and vinegar (Like Tobasco) are boring to me. Dave’s, on the other hand, has a garlic/citrus flavor that rides with the heat.

Now, if you really want to talk about the…

So, if I apply her techniques to my apartment, does that turn it into a Kondominimum?

With a name like Sting Wray, I’m guessing the original drink used Wray and Nephew’s White Overproof. You might be missing out on a flavor profile by using any white rum. W&N is a Jamacian rum, and that carries a ‘funk’ of esters that you don’t find in something like Bacardi.

Having smoke alarms and carbon monoxide alarms in your house is good but they need to be *separate* devices. Smoke rises, so smoke detectors are placed on ceilings. Carbon monoxide is heavier than air, so it pools on the floor. Those detectors need to be knee-height or below.

Having smoke alarms and carbon monoxide alarms in your house is good but they need to be *separate* devices. Smoke…

I’d object to the soup, just because it’s a ton of salt that you probably don’t need, but other than that, the only thing that seem off is using the soup, cream cheese, *and* heavy cream. Seems a little overkill. Drop the soup, add more cream/cheese to make up the volume, and put diced mushrooms in with the sausage.

“Thoughts and prayers” don’t usually do much to solve problems. Thoughts and Bears, on the other hand, can solve many things...

This routine works well inside of an onion ring, too.

Yeah...No. Dumbing down language to the lowest common denominator is a slippery slope. Written things should require at least 8th grade English, not 2nd. Many of those are not even equal. “Has” is not the same as ‘boasts.’ Boasts is “proud to have” not merely an indication of possession. A number of those are only…

It’s definitely not likely if I have anything to say about it. The Internet of Trash is a security nightmare. TV makers have already been sued for using their smart TVs to collect information on their customers, Alexa has already been hacked to spy on people... No, I will avoid ‘smart’ devices, and when I cannot, I…

Ugh. Sorry for the duplicate..

I’ve smoked a turkey a couple of years now. Such a good way to cook a bird! I used Alton Brown’s Honey Brined Turkey recipe and it turned out great!

I’ve done this a couple of times now, and it’s a great way to make turkey. I used Alton Brown’s Honey Smoked Turkey for the recipe. Turned out really, really good.

The real secret, tho, is to make sure you put a pan under the turkey to catch the fat. Smoked Turkey Fat Gravy. SOOOO GOOD! I’m going to make Poutine with…

That sounds more like an avocado salsa.

If you’re in a relationship with someone who uses a whip on you, and you’re not the one giving permission, that’s an abusive relationship, not a D/s one. The submissive is always the one in control in a consensual D/s relationship.