LIES! Lies I tell you!

I've been anticipating this for a while. I think its still gonna be good. If you wanna talk about meh, look no further than UTIII. This game already looks better.

I knew they were going to mess it up. WTF is with all the fat guys!!! Where are the ladie?!?. They might is well call this Sausage Party IV (SPIV, lol).

The internet surprises me every day! Very well thought out dialogue, but the animation could have been a lot better. Still pretty good though (but its no ZP).

"the issue of free expression is a thing of the past"

Clearly this is all part of the conspiracy headed by Michael Bay to discredit Owe Boll. I wouldn't be surprised if the gov't got involved due to the movie's take on terrorism. Boll should just say F*** the studios and release the movie on BitTorrent *HIMSELF*.

Nowhere near as cool as the Resident Evil collection:

Video games are the new "satanic cult"! Time to burn the teenage witches!

Anyone remember that one kid that would always show up to school with a backpack chock full of porn? I know there had to be one at every school !!!

Dude, its called the PowerPad! Track & Field FTW!

Thats nothing, I broke my wrist once and had to game with one hand and my knee. I got pretty good at it, I was beating people up in soul calibur! With one arm! Now thats hardcore!!!

The singularity is upon us...

I didn't know Ken was black! He must have just come *black* from Jamaica.

This looks good. The track list is already more "rock" than the phony metal/hardcore that seems to plague GHIII. But seriously, can these guys just agree on standard peripherals??? How much space do they think we have?

Talk about a sausage party.

With a name like that you're just crusin' for a bruisin'. Especially on XboxLive. I've probably been called the F— word like every time I've played Halo3 and I'm not even gay.

I'm running Vista 32-bit on my new rig and its sweet. Playing Crysis on very high, getting 30-45fps its fine. Might run SLI to pump that to 60fps. Other games like UT3 run at 100fps+ at maxed out settings. Vista is fine. Its just got a lot of haters like the PS3 did at launch, but SP1 fixed most of the problems. I bet…

"... I don't know what you are talking about..." thats proof right there that the controller is for real. Whenever people say that line, it means they are lying. Every time.

I call BS on the "holographic interface". Just marketing mumbo-jumbo.

Best Game Ever.