Lost it at “We’ll be hearing from her for years to come.”

Look, I don’t agree with her either, but maybe it’s a problem for a white writer to call a woman of color a “dum dum” for expressing an opinion about race?

Quotation marks, not parentheses. And don’t “one true Scotsman” Christianity. If you believe in Christ and believe that Christ died for your sins, you’re a Christian, regardless of how you lead your life. Now, they may be awful Christians, and they’re certainly hypocrites, but you don’t get to decide whether they’re…

Yeah, the response is completely disproportionate, and considering the superintendent asked days later if there was anything more they could do to punish the family, it was obviously prompted by some fucked up entitled power trip. But that said, it’s shitty when a student doesn’t get their tiny moment in the spotlight…

Didn’t this happen in Mexico?

It’s not like Jezebel has completely turned over its entire staff in the last four MONTHS or so...

That’s not a direct comparison. The direct comparison would be whether they let women in with board shorts and muscle tanks (I’m guessing no). There’s a huge difference between heels, which cause blisters, foot pain, joint pain, back pain and are simply impossible for a lot of women to wear vs. requiring pants.

So she outright stole their money. Can’t even feel bad for the bridal shop.

Note to self: don’t invite anti-semites to Passover.

Wait, he did this at a SEDER?

This actually WAS a dealbreaker in one of my best friend’s relationships.

And it’s worth pointing out that’s Medicaid alone, three years alone. That doesn’t account for allllll the other expenses that a government has for a child, let alone a poor child born to a teen mom.

Hey Jia, here’s some more failed satire if you need some direction on where to take Jezebel next.

Apparently it’s “satire” when Jezebel does it because they can’t be bothered to hold themselves to the same editorial standards they hold everyone else to.

I am so thankful that Jezebel was a bridge for me to get into feminism. I’m disappointed that years later, this blog has apparently adopted an editorial standard in which it’s acceptable to police women’s bodies. If any other publication in the world had described a woman as “cow heavy,” in order to criticize what she…

It’s not about the dresses. It’s about the disgusting body-shaming, the judgmental sexism of deciding that a woman is scary because she has large breasts and a phone, or the “of course she’d order her bagel that way.” No one’s pissed that you don’t like maxi dresses. They’re pissed that you used your platform to talk…

Let’s hold Jezebel to the lowest possible standard because some men are dumbasses!

Come on, the piece was fucking sexist. You’re supposed to be better than that. Have some fucking standards.

Jesus this is some awful, sexist garbage.

“Infamous guacamole recipe?”
I was under the impression that Chipotle’s guac was generally pretty well regarded. Certainly not infamous.

When I worked in food service, we never spit in anyone’s food. The worst we did was if we spin around too fast and a piece of bacon flew off an asshole’s plate, we might pick it up and still serve it.