It doesn't matter even the tiniest bit once you stop culturally identifying as an ethnicity and other people don't identify you as such. This chick's white regardless. But the math is bothering me now.

Hm. You're right. Shit, there's gotta be a way to make this work.

One great-grandparent and one great-great-grandparent (from another side than the great-grandparent) would be full Cherokee. That'll make you 1/12.
ETA: Regardless, these people are clearly full of shit.

Represent!

Trend, thank you, that's the word I was looking for. Either way, I think it's a trend that's grown with the Streisand Effect.

At this point, I think it's a Streisand effect thing. I never knew it was a tradition (what's a better word for stupid shit tourists HAVE to do when they visit a place, like put a lock up in Paris or hold up the Leaning Tower, etc?) until these articles about Paris's attempts to stop it started popping up. And now it…

It's not really a book of essays. It's a memoir. I'm almost done with it and it's amazing and very highly recommended.

I'm almost done with her book, and it's AMAZING. Read it!

Holy shit not ok behavior. Haven't we been talking all week about how violence isn't an acceptable way to deal with problems and how we shouldn't reinforce negative behaviors in kids? Yeah, the guy's being a dick, but it's absolutely not ok to encourage a child who's just hit anyone (let alone a complete stranger) on…

My Vera Bradley laptop bag is classy as fuq. No apologies here!

I've been fat (like, size-20 fat) all my life, and because of self-esteem issues, didn't really date. I had all sorts of "9s date 9s, 4s date 4s" ideas that I couldn't escape, and I genuinely would not give a guy the time of day if he wasn't fat. I figured if he was skinny and interested in me, he was either a) trying…

Ohhhh, good correction. You're totally right, and I'm sorry for the oversight.

Jordan Klepper is awwwwwful. Che and Williams have been AMAZING recent additions, though.

Pass on the left

Yeah, that was a joke she made in-character in her show. No one actually said that.

How sad that you feel like an entire generation is defined by one celebrity.

Hence the #WhyIStayed. You're not blaming her for what happened to her. You're blaming her for what is continuing to happen to her. You don't know why she's sticking around.

Then you'd understand why it's more than "sticking up for yourself." Why there are a lot of factors at play here that you don't know shit about. How are we still blaming this woman for what has happened to her?

Try looking up the Twitter hashtag #WhyIStayed

Anyone ever try having sex right after your partner finished cooking you an amazing Mexican dinner with hand-chopped jalapenos? It's... uh... hot.

(HIGH-FAT DAIRY! DOUCHE WITH HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM!)