You can't spell "choke" without Clayton Kershaw!

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

The ANNUAL meltdown of a generational talent. There fixed that for you

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

I think the bigger story here is this writer doesn’t know about The Good Place. Where have you been the last three or four years? It’s the best show currently on television, by far.

Someone doesn’t know how to heed their own advice.

I do not understand why people can’t just log off and walk away. It’s such a rare thing to see, and usually accompanied by some form of declarative which doesn’t help the situation. Celebrities in particular need to know when to disengage, their reach being what it is.

Who’s forcing you to read these tweets?

Great call. I live for the post game Sean Payton vs Dirk Koetter chest slapping match.

Schrodinger’s handshake. It both happened and didn’t happen.

The wiggle went back and to the left.

DJ at Tampa strip club at 4:50pm on a Tuesday: [fires up Def Leppard, “Rocket”]

I’m sure he meant players only, not GMs. As a side note, James Harden can still fuck off.

Fires rock at IT

Early 2000's Hollywood agent who didn’t appreciate the brilliance of Walking Tall or Major League 2: [fires Rock, Epps]

China: [fires Rockets]

No surprise that Tillman Frittata only cares about collecting more eggs.

I’ve seen this a half a dozen times and it’s amazing and amusing every time.