I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

He spelled describing as “discribing.” So there’s that.

It’s almost like Trump isn’t very smart. 

On the Alpine Slide, it looks like a concrete water slide just with no water and you road a plastic sled type things with wheels and had a lever in the center that you pulled back to brake

Does anyone talk about the Alpine Slide? It was a concrete groove that you would slide down in a sack. Road Rash was an issue. You’d always see people walking around with fresh, oozing scabs down the length of their body and you didn’t even need to ask where they got them.

Those are not mom jeans, those are just ordinary levi’s. Proper mom jeans rise over the navel and have a small amount of elastic in the rear of the waistband. Look good on absolutely nobody. Extra points for pleats.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I’m not out there to twist nobody’s ankle

Not sure which he twisted more, the ankle or the facts.

“My hand was stuck. Both hands actually, one on each side of his foot. That that twisting motion was just the natural motion I make when trying to get my hand out of something it’s stuck in, like the outside of a foot.”

Brown being an asshole does not make the Raiders competent.

A moron who’s gotten away with this behavior his whole life bc he’s a star athlete.

The Patriot Way!

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

Can’t wait for the inevitable comparisons to Hillary Clinton. “Hillary 2.0" and “Hillary Lite”.   Because you know it’s coming.  Followed by the gaslighting that it never happened.  That’s always fun.

Crazy! Sanders supporters losing their shit over insufficient ideological purity, undermining minority concerns, and attacking a female candidate? I never would have seen this coming.

I can already envision the vertical-oriented youtube vids of people burning their Cleo Lemon jerseys.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

I like the thought of outraged Dolphins fans taking to the streets and burning arguably the coolest 90's Starter jackets.