Every time this comes up I have the same response: renovate Kezar Stadium. It’s right at the end of Haight Street. Amoeba Records is right there and so is the doctor who will write you a medical pot prescription (a friend told me this). Plus what better way to honor the “Million Dollar Backfield”? YA Tittle, Hugh…

Hell’s Angels that’s funny!

Reference about a quarter century past the use-by date . . . as am I. Have a star and a piece of hard candy. Wake me up with Matlock is on the television, will ya’?

“If you can’t make it work in Santa Clara, just do what we did and move everything to Altamont!

Same offer I made to the Raiders, come to Fresno. Play 8 sold out games a year to 40,000 insane people. Buy an open plot of land for close to zero dollars and build a 80,000 person stadium. Then when high speed rail is complete the whole state can hope on a train and travel only 60 minutes and see them in the best…

Detroit, because they are probably the largest city without a professional football team.

Well his son did die...but told him to run.

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

I kept waiting for a discussion about the fan clubs making new members roll around on top of an ant hill until they start hallucinating from the stings.

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

A guy with a ridiculous accent, wearing a flat-brimmed camo hat, filming videos in the front seat of his car is the voice of reason in this story.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

2-14, most likely. 

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

How is it possible for a comment to be this perfect?

It’s extremely frustrating how if anyone takes any stance on firearms other than completely unfettered access to every firearm ever conceived, you are “ANTI-GUN.”

Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”