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Let’s be honest Drew; they’re not the Muppets you impersonate, and you bloody well know it!

I’m mean, we’re talking about practice.  Practice.  Not even a game.  Practice.

Yeah, but how far did he punt the football?

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

I needed this laugh. Thank you!!

“The Oakland Raiders ...now stand ready to piss that investment away in the quickest, most Raiders-like fashion possible.”

Listen up, America - this statement:

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

I have been a fan of the Raiders since 1994. They have made the playoffs 4 times in the last 25 years. in 2000 Tony Siragusa jumped on Rich Gannon’s arm on purpose to knock him out of the AFC Championship game, Bobby Hoying was not the answer against the greatest defense ever. in 2001 Tom Brady fumbled and they…

What happens in Las Vegas stays in the Southern Nevada Corrections Center

I’ll be sure to refer to them as the Tennessee LOLunteers for the rest of the season.

Come on now. Tennessee fans have more than one tooth.

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

It just sounds like she’s a woman, married to a mega-celebrity, who’s normally tired of having to talk to fucking TMZ every time she’s in public, but especially so since her husband just almost fucking died. But nah, probably just some female-on-female jealousy.