The asymmetry of the negative space is killing me. I keep trying to find an “a” in there, and I can’t.

The heart of a champion.

There’s a joke in here about giving Looney a Loonie, but I just can’t seem to figure it out.

This is actually pretty easily explainable if we are, in fact, living in a simulation.

Any way the SF Bay Area could get a team? Seems like Portland and the Bay would be good expansion opportunities.

What a terrible story. Condolences to the family. Autonomous vehicles my wreck the economy by eliminating thousands of jobs, but just maybe they’ll cut down on deaths due to drunk or distracted driving. They’d have to get much better of course, and stop running down people on their own, first.

Damn it, even Nedry knew better than to mess with the Raptor de-fenses.

I’m no expert, but I don’t think either of them are humiliating. These two games just expose poor strategy from the get-go. In an open, pass-heavy offense, players are better able to have poor shooting stretches. Someone missing their shot can facilitate on offense and make key stops on defense. Add a power-scorer to…

There is only one Rockers:

We need him on the Warriors.

That doesn’t look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey.

If the draft was over tomorrow, Zion’s where the party would be.

It’s almost like Dodger Fans and 49er fans are long-lost cousins.

Throwing a mouthguard once in a 10-year career doesn’t really support your argument. 

This video reminds me of my company when we have Marketing Design reviews. The Chief Marketing Officer comes in and says “Who did this?” and then she hugs the designer and says “I can tell you really tried,” and we all go have La Croix and chocolate chip cookies.

For never having seen a rhino, Albrecht Dürer’s woodcut was actually pretty accurate.

It’s fascinating to hear that the Tanis development is proceeding. Next step: Acquire headpiece, Staff of Ra, Abner Ravenwood, U.S.

I’ve been living in San Francisco for 22 years. It’s true that it’s changed, but there are still some great parts to it.

At the event someone started playing a song on the jukebox. It was California Dreamin’, so he started screamin’