Yes, but what about Phil Dunphy?

They are dystopian.

I heard they also poured bleach on him.

Draymond for Shaq

Animal-Style!

Time travel, and this time Thor aims for the head.

Didn’t we already see all of this play out when LeBron assembled his super team in Cleveland? What’s to stop AD from becoming Kevin Love and just disappearing as the third option on the team?

Is it too early to hate the Kyrie-LeBron-Anthony Davis Lakers?

This is just the beginning. The Warriors will get much better when LeBron comes here.

She could do it floating down a riv... GIRL!!! GIRL!!!! GIRL WHERE ARE YOU? BOY!!! BOY!! Is that YOU? BOY???

And he’s such a joy to watch! The way he slows down ... and then dribbles ... and then dribbles ... and then dribbles ... and then shoots a three that rarely goes in. So much better to watch than the Warriors with all that dumb passing and distribution.

Everybody needs to take a few steps back and just CTFO. These little wars of attrition are going to lead to bigger wars if we’re not careful. The problem is nobody is being careful anymore.

Or maybe he just wants to deploy them here? A permanent force on the Southern border maybe? Troops being stationed around cities wouldn’t be a short leap from there.

I think you have to fight back. It sucks, but you can’t just take it because it never stops. In the instances when I’ve been bullied when I fought back or just said, “Stop (messing) with me,” it actually worked.

Dude, spoiler! I was going to finally watch that one.

He was just doing what Harvard grads do to the rest of the country.

Scattered by my remaining surfer buds (or my kids) right on the outside of a good break. Might as well get one last ride in, right?

So does any of this help prove the theory of Atlantis? Because that would be awesome.