He’s no longer playing with the best player on the planet

So jealous - mostly because you didn’t have to listen to f*n Mark Jackson. I think Trump likes the Warriors better than Mark Jackson does.

Actually, no. KD is great. It’s wonderful to have a winning NBA franchise, and I’m psyched I’ll be able to ride my razor scooter to games next year instead of having to take BART over to lame and sad Oakland. But thank you for the holiday wishes!

In the family jewels?

This reminds me of the last time I got laid off.

CFL trashtalk.

Don’t kid yourself. It’s too close. The state government will recount it over and over and the Republicans will steal it. They’re probably starting to do it already. I bet the lead shrinks by the morning. :(

I’ve seen that happen up on the way to Tahoe. Don’t they have trucks or something to push the snow away?

The warriors experiment is over. It’s time to fire the coach and go into full rebuild mode.

“Hey you, stand in the back.”

The Celtics have really gelled as a team, and have so much fun together. Their opponents seem almost joyless, like a flat-mirth society.

Finger-Licking Bad.

Dad of two tween girls here. I’m raising my kids a few blocks away from City Hall in San Francisco. On the upside: walk to the opera, walk to the ballet, see incredible events and great street parties across the street — for free!

On the upside, he has more time now for NaNoWriMo.

Time to trade DeAndre Hopkins? 

My daughter said it has something to do with “Jake Paul.”

Too Soon!

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I would call that a Rocky Stop.

Survive!