Isn’t Dallas technically flyover country? The media seems to pay attention to them.

Hell hath no fury ...

The Great Cubemongus.

You couldn’t be more wrong. “Parent’s Just Don’t Understand,” gave a voice to an angry, turbulent, generation.

Only slightly worse is when idiots adopt new nicknames for neighborhoods. I asked a coworker what he did over the weekend once, and he said, “I hung out at DoLo.”

Still a better take than Spy Magazine, which famously labelled him a “Short-fingered ball guardian.”

The worst, the absolute worst, is that horrible 3BB logo. Is it 3BB? or BBB with a chunk out of it? Why is the chunk out of it? That logo sucks.

Where Sigmund the Sea Monster’s dream came to an end.

So are rents high in that neighborhood?

The real horror is the hat the ump is wearing. Was cricket a 17th century Puritan invention?

Great points, and very thoughtful. But here’s the real Cavaliers MVP:

I would support a Matt Barnes/LeBron trade.

They lost because Bogat went down and they had no one in the paint on offense or defense. Now they have a center and KD. Lebron is still a whiny little bitch though. Will be epic to see Cleveland go another 40 years without a title.

It’s not depressing at all for Bay Area sports fans. It’s fun as hell to go out and see your team shoot like the Globetrotters.

The refs will show up for Cleveland. Just like they did last year.

You mean disgustingly like a better team with mature, non-whiny players?

That's John Vechey. He didn't get laid off today.

Thank you for the thoughtful take on this sad cycle of privilege, lies, and failure.