Please explain to this confused non-USAian why a university panel is involved in the first place? Why aren’t the police involved, and criminal charges brought, right from the off?

It’s a British word.

Why not both?

It’s Michael, not Michaels. You’d think you’d take the care to get his name right. Obviously not in JezWorld.

Just for you:

Put ’em away, love. We’ve all seen them. They’re big, fake boobies. Not the best boob job either. Besides, this time of year you’ll catch your death.

Don’t forget pussy-grabbing.

‘Defense’ and yet ‘arse’. Are you a Brit? Are you a USian pretending to be a Brit? Are you illiterate?

Nope, I hear it still. Less strong, but it’s there. Maybe she’s one of those people who unconsciously mimic the accents of those they’re with.

Oh America. Eyeroll. The rest of the world.

I knew a family from the West Indies who live in the UK Midlands and their surname is Cumberbatch. Bet their ancestors were slaves of Benny’s ancestors. That’d be an interesting meeting .....