I’m 49. At this point I’m more interested in a good prime rib than a porn star.

I live alone so prime rib for one person is a bit of a stretch.
I live in Chicago and don’t have a car.
Kinda narrows down my choices now doesn’t it?

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

Now I only starred his comment because it made you cry and pee your pants in front of us!

Jerry Jones has now entered trade talks with the Reds.

Got it. A harmless display of “poor” sportsmanship needs to be responded to by putting someone in the hospital. That is a reasonable response to getting your feelings slightly hurt.

That makes no sense, the ball was already hitting the back of the net by the time the keeper got there.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

Rory is 26. Thanks for the reminder. He’s got 4 majors and 11 PGA wins (in 98 pro PGA starts, an 11% win rate), and is a 2-time player of the year. At 26, Tiger had 8 majors, 34 PGA wins (in 134 pro PGA starts, a 25% rate), and 5 Player of the Year trophies. It wasn’t until you mentioned Rory’s age that I realized…

You might be good at golf, but are an abhorrent human with comments like that.

No other golfers EVER have done anything to shame the sport.

Get your hard hat! We’ve got some moving goal posts.

Oh. I thought your bad opinions were just rooted in ignorance, but it's actually worse.

20 and 14 years are comparable in this context. Yeah, Rory has a better chance because he’s an elite golfer, he’s younger so has more chances, and his body’s not shot. You’re digging yourself deeper into the hole of moron.

How many majors has Tiger won with Rory in the field? I’ll wait

Zip. Same amount as Rory would win in Tiger’s prime. Take care, Sergio.

Put down the pipe, man. Seriously. Meth ruins lives.

This is wrong.

They are a military branch, not a whaling company.