This is a terrible counter-argument. Any process driven work requires working within rules and steps to guide toward a solution. Hand-written math isn’t about the solution it’s about learning how to use and manipulate a logical process.

No, I’ve never done long division for work. But, having developed a strong number sense as a kid, I’m able to makes sense of data and numbers-based problems at a glance, which is a tremendously useful skill.

How is this a true thing?

To be fair, nobody gives a flying fuck about the Chiefs even though they’re a likely wild card team, while the Panthers are 10-1 and Super Bowl bound barring any catastrophes.

I’m not saying Kobe was wrong. I’m just pointing out that he’s the kind of dick that says those things about teammates.

Whichever team he plays against in his final game should sign Smush Parker and Kwame Brown to one-day contracts just to fuck with him.

Not enough people are going to appreciate this. +1

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.

The guy is not from this world.

“Not impressed. He used 10 fingers.” - JPP

I’m glad this guy is finally getting some mainstream attention, maybe he can get a few commercials out of it.

Critics are terrible when it comes to comedies. Tommy Boy is only listed at 44% on Rotten Tomatoes for crying out loud!

John Madden:
I love to see a fat guy score.

What exactly is the point of this shame crusade you’re going with here? To stop people from making jokes? Has a joke on the internet impacted your life in some significant way? Or are you just a pearl-clutching pantywaste? “SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN, I AM A SHRIEKING CUNT”

“I know this is Deadspin”

Yes, it is. I highly doubt any of the man’s friends or relatives are reading Deadspin comments right now. Jokes are not the root of any problem of any society. This is actually one of the last spaces where people will joke after a tragedy, and the jokes are rarely malicious. Case in point, the joke you objected to.

I’m replying to all the commenters who feel this is the time to make a failed comment.

You can go ahead and snap pictures of the kid taking their first bath, or send a funny photo of the kid naked and pissed (all toddlers are naked and pissed) to your mom, because she’s trustworthy and doesn’t know how to use the internet anyway.

Our men’s league team of guys who played high school 15-25 years ago (maybe one had played d3) absolutely smoked an average women’s d1 team when they wanted to scrimmage us because they happened to be staying at the same resort one off season.