So this machine:

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

They are fake gamer cats just doing it for the attention.

Congrats on winning... one game... more than England!

Obama only got through on the 16th attempt. Tim Howard blocked all the other calls.

@KingJames Your assistance is needed. I know of a significant amount of untapped talent in Philadelphia. I cannot help to assist this intriguing resource, as I have suffered a freak injury and remain bedridden. In return for mentoring and helping this potential talent, you will receive the maximum salary permitted…

MillerCoors will probably beef up security, given Kidd's history of domestic abuse.

As a Milwaukee native, I can't wait for that garbage fire of an organization to finally leave town so we can start a meaningful conversation about getting an NHL or MLS team.

Having read the first half of your statement and not the second half, I feel I am fully qualified to judge you. Hope there's nothing in the second half of your post that would completely change the tenor of what you said, otherwise I will look like a total fool!

I'll probably catch some flack for this, but it needs to be said: this is the affect that hip hop culture has had on Texas Tech. I mean come on, how can you listen to Kliff Kingbury rap and not want to punch someone in the face?

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

I believe!

Onazi: OHNOOHNOOHNO

Kinsler downplayed the wave after the game, telling reporters that he was "Just having a good time."

Such a stereotypically patriarchal comment.... why can't it be sperm shells?

Maybe part of the reason soccer is so slow in taking off in the United States is because everytime a casual fan tries to get into it he's met with snide condescending remarks from some Euro-hipster dickhead at the bar.

See, i think this is the problem with people who want to start watching soccer. They're told Americans don't care about soccer and they should, and then when they want to take interest they get elitist, shitty statements like this.

It's a British thing. This US based site with a vast majority US audience likes to pretend that it's standard when writing about soccer to throw out normal grammar and style and just randomly adopt completely different conventions for no other reason than to sound like pretentious douchebags. But, don't call them on…

What's pathetic is your hateful comments towards people that make a living in the same way as every musician, movie star, tv personality and writter. Content of which you are most assuredly a consumer.