My dad and I watched the scene unfold in shock and horror, and immediately rushed to the phones to make sure our family living in New York was okay. I'm just thankful my sister is too young to remember it, really.

You give blue states a bad name.

Patriots got jobbed out of A Tom Brady miracle.

What kind of tunnel-visioned sociopath do you have to be that THAT is the burning issue you feel needed to be addressed from this article?

LeBron is doing great in observable areas of basketball, but still falls short in the imagination-based categories.

USA Hockey official: Seriously, dude, what the hell?

How To Make Football Players Lose Their Minds: Let Them Play Football

Too bad postseason success doesn't exist in a vacuum.

This is false advertising, Tom. I tried dropping a couple of logs in my neighborhood's swimming pool earlier this summer, and instead of relaxing people freaked the fuck out on me.

One more vile detail not mentioned in this article: Lloyd Irvin, the BJJ coach of these three teammates, helped pay for Maldonado's and Schultz's defense attorneys.

There's nothing special about this. That's the same exact route that Tony La Russa takes from his car to his front door every night.

using the word brazen, id expect some more originality with you question.

yo richie i'm at starbucks you want coffee yo

Let's all pause for a second before we consider everything Richie is going to have to go through for several weeks now.

Parents on the internet, right?

So according to his (maybe) father, Richie Incognito is habitually taunting and bullying someone he knows has attempted suicide multiple times. Sounds like Richie Incognito is a real piece of shit, even if you accept every word of his father's story.

Except this is bullshit, because the article states that "no one" has said that he should be thrown out of the NFL; meanwhile, in the comments section, the bar has been arbitrarily raised to "no one credible," credible being nebulously defined.

This was after about two minutes and one google search...you really should try harder man...you're an editor, you should be better than this.

Michael Wacha was throwing BP about six hours earlier.

And there goes the "woe is me, its so hard to be white" argument. Fuck off. No, your grandparents did not go through the same things as black people in the immediate post-Civil War era, and no you don't go through the same experiences as black people do now.