Stop parking like an asshat and you won't get letters like this one.

It's as simple as this: St. Louis fans claim to be nice fans who appreciate baseball the way it's supposed to be played. As if St. Louis is the one place to turn to if you need to understand how baseball is meant to be played.

Other things St. Louisans don't say:

1. No thank you, I would prefer not to supersize that.
2. Holy shit our football team is awesome!
3. Honey, tonight let's go downtown and show the kids some real culture.
4. Isn't it nice not to be in the top three most murderous cities in the US and the top 50 most murderous cities in…

It's probably a good thing Maryville's closer to KC than St. Louis. Otherwise, you'd never hear the end of the self-congratulatory "Best rape enablers in America" meme.

In perhaps the ultimate disrespect to all that is right in America, the Cardinals are making people want to root for the Dodgers.

Oh this is glorious thank you. I don't have a dog in this fight, but I love playoff baseball and Puig has been great fun to watch all year. The Cards getting sand in their collective vaginas was unbearable over something so small, and throwing their hypocrisy back at 'em is delightful.

Absolutely one of the greatest posts in Deadspin history. Screw the Cardinals and their hypocrisy.

#Karma

As a lifelong Brewer fan (and baseball fan), I've grown to despise the Cards' fanbase, thanks entirely because of any number of the emails or tweets above. They perfectly encapsulate all that is wrong with their numbers, and, honestly, the very same holier-than-thou attitude that has erupted out of St Louis players,…

The lack of fighting is probably why Olympic hockey is so unpopular and boring to watch, right? I mean, who wants to watch an extremely fast, fluid game played by the people who are actually the best at skating, puck handling, and scoring, when you can have everything come to a stop for five minutes while two oafs…

I know next to nothing about hockey but (maybe as a result of that, judging by some of the comments) I really enjoyed this. I might take issue with the intentional foul simile because while there may not be much use for a fouling specialist, there is a use for intentional fouls - and it seems to me there's no use for…

If only there was a sport where you could watch guys fight each other.

Wow, they sure burned Drew. I mean it is now clear that Drew was totally wrong about how self-important, self-aggrandizing, and circle jerky Cardinal fans are.

The Cardinals are not the Packers. They are Duke. That is why they are the worst.

I heard he pleaded up from 3-5, because 7-15 was something he thought he'd have an easier time handling.

When I played Madden, the entire team would get injured by the Ambulance lol:

I wanted my child to be banned from all MLB ballparks, so I named him "Comprehensive Instant Replay".

The league has ways of shutting down the transaction in the case of a legitimate trade rape.

That's why he later enlisted Randall Simon for the assist.

Well, Hawaii's first game is against USC, so he'll have to wait until at least after that game before he finds a fast defense that can tackle.