I think it would be pretty hilarious if he turned into a pumpkin on the Vikings. They got a little too close this year, need to get things back to normal real soon.

Working on cars in the early afternoon bothers you? Seems like that would be the best time.

Golf is not a sport. Car racing might be.

If Ronald Reagan and George H.W Bush taught me anything, it’s that these dogs should be in jail.

Is PAs really the best denominator here?

To be fair, the shortstop had pretended to throw the ball a few times and the dog was having none of it.

I hate the red stripe. Get rid of that and I like them.

There’s no gray in Hamilton’s world. Only black and white.

Ted Cruz wished them the best when trying to throw the puck through the hockey ring.

I’d argue that if you’ve never caught one before, no matter your age, you can keep that one. After that, give them away.

He’ll make a game of it! Count how many times he can bounce it in an hour, and try to break that record.

Hard to die of embarrassment when you have no shame.

It was on this site. Second article under the Zack Hample tag.

“The misconduct rate is probably close the the welfare fraud rate, which means it’s a massive issue, right?”

Is that a known stereotype? I can’t think of any sort of stereotype about black people and mayo.

Were you supposed to provide some sort of argument or evidence in their favor in this post? Or point out a flaw in the sentencing or convictions?

I think the Indy mascot might be underrated.

So if they’re dumping Burnside, they’re pretty much done with hockey.