I really believe it was a troll job. And it was perfect.

Masterful troll job...

Tomato tomahto

““But it’s 10:55 pm, it’s like a race! We made it through the door on time!” HOST, this is where you need to say fuck no. In fact, if it’s after 10:45, say fuck no or else both FOH and BOH will want to kill you.”

I just can’t support Sweet Caroline, but I think I’m in the minority. That song is so overplayed and oversang in Karaoke that it bugs me.

Forgot About Dre (and really any Eminem) is my go-to.

I have literally never seen one of these arguments. I don’t go to white supremacist echo chambers.

I’d say he is “psychotic”, but it’s a cold, calm psychosis, which is far more dangerous than anything else.

There’s really not that many people doing that. Really.

“there are wars going on, right now, even as I type this.”

I submitted my 35 for the Royals. Go ridiculous allstar games go.

“Well, looks like he knew what he was talking about.”

Also, “just the tip”

Similar to that is the ladder homerun limit (which is my favorite). You get 3 or 5 to start no matter what. At any point except the very last inning, you can hit up to 1 more than your opponent has hit. So this essentially limits homeruns to 2 per inning after the first 3. The problem with the system you’re mentioning…

Most leagues that are really strong put a home run limit in to prevent teams from just hitting bombs all day. Even in really good unlimited arc leagues, the hitter still holds the advantage. A good hitter beats a good pitcher the vast majority of the time.

This needs more stars.

Those keeper are crazy to attack Colombian like that.

I’m embarrassed that there are 5 people who starred this comment.

1. This is *completely* different and *far worse* than either deflategate or the Hamilton thing.

I’m totally with you, man. It’s stupid.