Drew, the way to get Direct TV in New York c. 2000 was to do it yourself. My roommate and I went to the roof of our 6-floor walk-up, broke out the compass, screwed the bolts into the soft midday tar, dropped 100 feet of coax down the backside of the building, pulled it through our window, and voila Sunday Ticket! It…

I didn’t know Jon Hein was in the Plumbers Union. It looks like he got hit with something.