The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Well, that and “sooner or later Philip Rivers will destroy your team.”

phase 1: tweet about lockheed boeing so their stocks drop.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

David Leavitt is a fucking piece of shit MTG player/finance asshole too. Ive had him blocked for years because of dumb shit he says to stir up tweets.

Convenient day off when you don’t have another one till June. Cmon, Chad.

Missing an exciting 2 months of baseball from your favorite team is a weird thing to be smug about

What the fuck are you talking about? The Brewers won the division in 2011 and nearly again in 2014. Fucking retarded fair weather Cubs fan

Two things:

You don’t get most jokes, do you?

Fuck Don Mattingly.

Live look at Mike Pence in front of a mirror

Do we want to give the nice folks at Blackstone a stroke and let them run a sample from the Slow Devil?

The comments sound like they are written by somebody who likes his job

Promo code : David Tracy

No it’s only $28 for a standard sample, and Blackstone will send you sample kits for free! I do an analysis on every oil change on my cars.

And that’s awesome. Good for you for never having been taught the word when you were too young to consider its impact on others.

I used the word interchangeably with ‘fuckhead’ until after high school. Then I realized that wasn’t a word anyone should use. My experience is that there were a ton of people growing up that…

Classic Car Club’s Ford Bronco, with a 5.0L fuel-injected V8 and a manual four-speed, is pretty great.

Expert level.

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.