People who fight against new words are fucking old and stupid, words are created and used, it comes back, it goes away, that is language.

His ex was.

In Aussie Rules Football, West Bron could’ve just clubbed Evans into a coma and left him on the pitch while they played around him. And if a West Bron player was able to hit Evans on the fly with a kicked ball from anywhere on the field, they would get 8 1/2 points and they’d all shout, “Whack-Bat!” and seven random…

That is very clearly a rotting whale. How can anyone dispute that?

Did you try the Hammock district?

Did you try the Hammock district?

This. I don’t know if this is some messed-up way to ensure a real person is submitting the comment or a way to insure that commenters get frustrated and don’t submit one.

I’ve been trying to leave my comment today, and while the site doesn’t look down, clicking submit does nothing. Not that my legit comment can cancel out 58,000 fakes...

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

They have evolved and are now working together. One distracts while the other attacks. This is how it starts

I’m impressed that all those Lax bros made it back from Fyre Festival in time for the game.

Clock stopped for penalty on ref’s whistle. Started again on second whistle.

“Pssshhh...Dan Muller? Do you even LAX name bro?!”

And the crowd went!...oh

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

i was going to toss you a star, but fuck you for making me scroll.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

Fuck you, Pai. Fuck you, Pai. Fuck you, Pai. Fuck you, Pai. Fuck you, Pai.