Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

They have evolved and are now working together. One distracts while the other attacks. This is how it starts

I’m impressed that all those Lax bros made it back from Fyre Festival in time for the game.

Clock stopped for penalty on ref’s whistle. Started again on second whistle.

“Pssshhh...Dan Muller? Do you even LAX name bro?!”

And the crowd went!...oh

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

Yep. The Bears got punked by a fake GM.

Absolutely no way in hell the Niners were taking Trubisky at 2. If they believed he was a franchise QB, it would have taken a lot more than a third and a fifth to pry the pick away given how highly even decent QBs are valued in the NFL. Once you establish that as the groundwork for a deal, you’re better off calling…

This guy is the epitome of bust! What were they thinking?????

Why wouldn’t Chicago wait and hope the Niners didn’t draft Trubisky? Then if the Niners did pick the QB, THEN offer the Niners all those pick in a trade? If the Niners don’t pick Trubisky, they have their man and their picks. And what does that mean when Mayock says about the trade that the NFL is a gentleman’s…

Are there any Graysons that aren’t total shitbags?

And that’s why I prayed for him.

Lackey is a clown. He left a pitch over the middle of the plate, Thames hit the damn thing back to Milwaukee and suddenly he’s on the juice. Maybe Lackey should learn how to paint the corners against a power hitter.

Racist.

I hope he hits 80

I hate him. I hate him so much.