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Yeah but now I’m gonna want to drink beer while driving too 

Fry them up in too much fat
Fry them in a funny hat

They screwed up shooting too with the stupid “reloading” coolant mags thing. One of the advantages of playing a Soldier was the ability to shoot for a long long time, and that was basically erased for what, “cool” factor?

Team shotgun for life

Mass Effect 1 has, and likely always will be, always been my favorite in the series. Biotic and Tech builds are fantastic, with variety and you’re abilities don’t share one fricking cooldown like they added in ME2. Additional weapon classing already existed in the game via achievements. Even the Mako, in all its

That’s a good start, but you’ll never be able to trade your college education for a house.

Um, hello: CHICKEN PARMESAN?!

The first order I ever made.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

Poor Adam Sandler, being treated like an actual human being.

BUT... he never felt lonely. From his absolutely phenomenal book, Carrying The Fire, which I read as a NASA-obsessed kid and still own dog-eared on a bookshelf:

He continued to say that his hosting “makes sense.”

WHY IS THE GRILLE SO FUCKING HUGE?

If you don’t have to spend 5 hours of play cleaning up after the brewing, its not realistic enough. 

One of the few silver linings of flying - cramming myself into a metal tube to defy the laws of god and nature while breathing in via recycled air the germs and BO of everyone else trapped with me - is that I get to space the fuck out and watch movie after movie and not feel bad about it. I’m not looking for ways to

...and then you get constipated for a week from eating the matzah. As it is written: Let my people go!

I can't say that I have ever had a problem with splash back. However post pee dribble is another matter! If they could so some research into the best shaking techniques I would be forever grateful!

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There aren't many articles that you can bring up this video.

Well that explains why some guy in a white lab coat was watching me pee.