From my perspective, I’m thinking Prince referred to him as that, trusting him enough to co-write his memoir. But with that quote, Dan probably realizes he would’ve truly known him better if their relationship had lasted beyond a mere three months.

You know who is The Most Magical Negro of All™©℗? 

“you will now haf de pewer ov de Godfafther Ov Harleem, skripped ewey!”

Urgent Care isn’t a specific place, its a generic term, like Emergency Room. It’s basically a limited capability ER for when you need to see a doctor quickly but it isn’t an emergency. Oprah’s illness is a great example - not sick enough to need an ER, but sick enough that you don’t want to wait a few days to get an…

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Living Single: A hit sitcom renamed Friends

HER COMPANY IS CALLED NITECAP!!!! HELP ME BLACK JESUS!!!

Known in the medical literature as “Idiopathic Dolezalitis.”

Too late

Anyone paying $100 for a silk bonnet deserves to get finessed.

First thing I thought when I read the story. “Oh, he went in the corner of the room or the tub or something.”

You seen Abducted in Plain Site onNetflix? Those have to be the dumbest parents ever made !You can definitely blame the parents in certain situations. I watched Leaving Neverland, you don’t let your kid spend the night with no grown man with no kids.

Shit like that nonsense Randall pulled on the phone is one reason why the divorce rate is over 50% and why some folk die alone.

Oh, she needed a running start to plant both of her feet in his ass. Randall...WHAT???!!! The Pearson brothers were a special kind of stupid last night. How are you going to FIX YOUR FACE to talk about HAVING KIDS when we’re in couples counseling, you were drinking in the hospital , LYING about it and you are FOUR…

I’m cringing at all these dumb brothers defending Yes Julz the same way I cringed at Randall leaving that horrible ass message to Beth on last night’s This Is Us.

I had never heard of this “Yes Julz” BTA (Before This Article)

I feel like the phrase “plot hole” get overused. I realize this is a bit like screaming about Alanis Morisette’s definition of irony, but “plot hole” doesn’t mean “literally any question I have that isn’t perfectly answered to my satisfaction.” It means a logical contradiction or gap in the story. So, if Superman dies…

I think this film is being unfairly compared to Black Panther. Consider BP takes place almost entirely in Wakanda, away from Marvel’s events. Both Thor sequels take place mostly away from Earth entirely. Ant Man and its sequel takes place outside of the Avengers films.