Said it before and I’ll say it again.

I’ve been slathering on aquaphor and nutrogena body oil and I’m still the leader of Wakanda’s Ashy Tribe.

My legs laughed at the coconut oil/almond oil blend that I put on last night. This morning, I heard “Baby, what is you doin?” coming out of my pants leg. I gave up.

If you’re in a city affected by the polar vortex and spot a homeless person, please make sure to call 311 to help get them transportation to a shelter. Dying frozen on a sidewalk or bench isn’t that much fun.

OMG. She is soooooooooooooo beautiful, that team of white trash didn’t deserve her in the first place.

There is literally so much white in this story it is amazing. From the names involved to the petty bullshit of having events and not telling this girl. No amount of money she rightly should get will make up for the humiliation that she went through. By the way I hope all the white people that read & hear about this…

since i’m from a place with real winter weather, I always say “you don’t have to shovel rain” and keep on stepping. I also like that if you’re cold, you can put on a pair of socks, or make some hot chocolate, or a spiced cider, or cuddle up. When it’s 900 degrees, eleventy hundred percent humidity, and you wish you…

I’m with you. Brownies rule.

Okay, I’m on board with about half of this list. The other half is pretty much the extent of what I eat. I get pudding, it’s a weird texture but who the fuck doesn’t like brownies? 

I, for one, would rather say Thank you, Black woman, for stepping out of your safety zone, standing up for the sanctity of human life and a Black man, in particular. Sometimes we have to stand up for the principle of a thing, even though it might cost our life. People so love their time on this earth that they put up…

The V series...oh man that’s truly a throwback. You had to grow up /be alive in the 80s to remember that series. 

Speaking of long-lasting black community debates can we get to the bottom of:

Anyone who says they don’t read is automatically to be avoided.

Rodan + Fields fired her?

I get that it was “just a jacket” but didn’t anybody in that god forsaken hell mouth known as the WH read that and say....hmmmmm...someone should get FLOTUS another jacket.   You know its almost as if they knew exactly how that would be received and did it just so they can act all outraged when the press asks the…

LMFTFY:

The kind of shit you got to put up with just to keep a job and pay some bills is proof the American Dream is broke as fuck.

2nd best part of 1st class? The people that look at you like you’re not supposed to be there. You know who I’m talking about.

About 10 seconds in a fucking banjo starts playing and that’s as far as I got.

Don’t do it. I only listened to the first third of the song, and now I’m listening to Earth, Wind, and Fire’s original on repeat to cleanse myself.

And stop calling me Fam!!!!