He represents Twitch. If he behaves in a way that makes them look bad, they have every right to kick him to the curb.

Clearly this moron never learned the single most important rule of firearms - treat every gun as if it is loaded until you personally double / triple check.

“We are a deeply unserious country.”

You had me when I read “pretty” as ‘Petty...’

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

This is a deep OG Grover Golden Books reference, and as someone who read his original childhood version of this book to his daughter last night, respect.

This is like Grover’s monster at the end of the book. I know you say “WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A JOKE.” but damn if I don’t want to read it anyway to see if it’s a really good joke.

Anyone remember the OG dino park game, DinoPark Tycoon?

I recently saw the China episode of The Grand Tour...and my jaw dropped. Just go watch it to see what I mean. And here in America, the most historic automotive nameplate is ditching cars in favor of sport utility vehicles because our infrastructure is so bad nobody is buying cars anymore. In major cities a lot of…

Many of my friends in the military buy their vehicles in Ontario and plate them back home in Québec just to get rid of that front plate.

Toronto doesn’t really count as canada, though. It’s more like a bit of new jersey broke off and landed in Ontario.

I voted NP, why, because fuck you, that's why, welcome to Canada motherfuckers

I was confused the first time I heard someone describe a car as “minty,” as in is in mint condition.

I don’t think you can really hold CNN responsible for anti-vaxxers. That’s a bit of a stretch.

All I can think of is the 30 Rock episode where Jack’s perplexed that throwing money at a problem doesn’t solve it. In that case it was Florida swing votes.

You cannot be serious.

Damn straight. Best looking truck is late ‘70s Ford.

always been a huge fan of this, my neighbor had one when I was growing up, I dont think it ever even got rained on: