Kick Master was ok, but this here is my underrepresented NES jam:

You're thinking of Kickpuncher. The man whose punches have the power of kicks!

Jade Raymond used to do segments for that show, too. I always appreciated that.

Wait, did I log into Foodsnobmodo by mistake? Fuck, not again!

Ok look, I have never complained about site content before ever, but "freeze food so it doesn't spoil" is a 'food hack'? Come on now.

It takes a few minutes to go from booting up a console to actually playing the game. Sometimes that's all I got. My iPhone and a couple select Steam games are basically all I have time to squeeze in these days. Dicking around on website comment sections notwithstanding, of course.

One day, when I have more time to play it!

Dang, this is cool. I also like the song unironically, but I appreciate the freakouts people seem to have over this, to the point where it's my go-to karaoke song.

Well now I just want a recording of the Pyro, rapping.

I have the gray/gray/red one. It is the coolest.

I think the Very Classy Ladies of the Detroit Mud and Jell-o Wrestling League will beg to differ on that one.

Seriously. I think 90% of people who make those kinds of claims would't last five minutes actually playing the game.

Says someone who's never played it, clearly.

That is pretty apt.

Oh man, that was on TV a couple weeks ago. Totally wigged me out, I had no idea what I was watching.

She's still hot today. I love me some Kylie Minogue.

You don't have to go to a university to learn how to spell. Public schools are funded by our tax dollars, and you can go and learn and apply yourself and graduate at 17 or 18 with a pretty reasonable cache of knowledge, the least of which is knowing how to spell.

What the what. Is this a mod? That can't be real.

Tit's the spirit!

"Boobs, boobs boobs booobs."