Here’s mine.

It’s my first tattoo and I just got it last May. Bit of an olds geek. :)

Good on them, 2000 Civic is the last good car Honda ever made.

It might be a few dollars more if they prior owner slaps one of those “fake-Lexus” KIA “K” emblems on the front and back.

So dry I had to read it twice. Excellent work.

Tow truck drivers are trying to beat ambulance chasing trial lawyers, politicians, the Trump family, and car salespeople as society’s used gum stuck to the underside of the public’s shoes?

Taken out of context, it looks like someone threw the car out with the trash.

I respectfully disagree. It should be either:

I think you might call it an Incompetence of Mustangs.

A gaggle of geese.

“What human rear end, politician, royalty or otherwise, is fitting for such a vehicle?”

I’m betting Melania would appreciate the divider. Just sayin’.

I normally just use the crosswalk timers to tell when a light is about to turn red.

It would be even more interesting to use this technology to allow the traffic signals to change based on the volume of cars waiting in each direction of traffic at the signal. We have all been at an intersection late at night or at a slow time of day, waiting for the light to turn green with no cross traffic in site.

Luckily, the New Yorker has found a way to put a positive spin on it:

I’m kinda disappointed in the cop for not showing up to ensure guy got a ticket.

The only Confederate flag that mattered.

Fact: The Paseo, Escort ZR2 and the Mirage, were in their prime, what every dishwasher and busboy in America drove. Accessories included a fart can and a Kenwood stereo.

There’s one running around my city that has a blue light on the Mercedes emblem in the grille. Even after seeing it a handful of times, I still laugh out loud when it passes by.

Here's the original episode, for a recap.