you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

I mean that’s just the reality of business. If other platforms have exclusives but you’re letting yours roam free, you are straight-up putting yourself at a disadvantage.

Cool story. I’m sure that everyone would love to talk about public policy surrounding park closures at another time. Right now, in this thread about the likely death of a widely loved and regarded auto journalist, we’d like to talk about him.

Still. not. the. place. for. this.

Yeah, I also hope this doesn’t affect me.

Ah, the old "come visit me in the fire swamp it will be fun" trick.

Yeah, but LaVar is probably ready to drown himself in Lake Pontchatrain, so I’m good with it.

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

When I was younger I had a friend whose dad only had 1 foot and he would tell people that his dad lost his foot to frostbite climbing mountains and all the other kids thought that was so cool.  Fuckin guy had diabetes.

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

Fuck Trump with a rusty pitchfork, but at the same time: I have precisely zero sympathy for anyone dumb enough to enter a good faith agreement with Donald fucking Trump with money involved. Holy shit, the man has a track record decades long of going back on signed contracts, and his tenure as president has been marked…

It’s so embarrassing that this is an actual still and not shooped in any way

“Side note: Yes, people are constantly messing with the brakes of these scooters. I regularly find cut cables, and on a few occasions, have started riding only to find out while in motion that the cables have been cut or removed entirely.”

I’m no fan of these scooter services nor many of the operators who are…

“He can take a great joke just as easily as he can land one.”

So in other words, a great presentation.

“you can’t win, so you shouldn’t try”

Inspiring. I’ll apply this logic to voting for democrats in the future. 

“the official pest control provider to The San Diego Padres.”

The Dodgers Did What They Are Built To Do: Hurt People

Also, don't forget about the crazy idea that *gasp* it might actually be fun to see cool and good players play together in a way that is much more cool and fun than they are currently doing. How dare your want fun in your sports! This is business! 

“But I guess that’s not an allowed opinion any more.” - real words from an adult human who’s angry about a kids’ movie