My first summer living in NYC, the C train rolls into the station during morning rush hour and one car is totally empty. I do a mental FUCK YEAH and jump on, not knowing that the empty summer train car is a sure sign of busted AC. I was young and naive, and my "hmm this seems sketchy" senses had not yet been finely…

4th gear:

2nd cousin is more like a really close chromosomal friend than a legit "relative."

Well, uploading seatbelts from the Insert Personal Restraints menu has never been easier, so hopefully he was wearing one.

In the driver's defense, he was just switching from "Highlighted Gear" to "Show All Gears," and then clicking on "Show More Gears" because only N, R and 1st are displayed, and then he clicked in the textbox to type in the gear he really wanted, which was 2nd. So of course a Lambo crashed into him.

The correct name is Peppermint Patty Engineering. They make the software responsible for creating all of the Peanuts cartoons since Charles Schulz died in 2000.

afraid to see if there really is an r/testicles

Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

If it's on the internet it must be true!

This. I was gonna say the campaign only works on people who have no knowledge of the Acura brand or cars in general. The same people who grab that bag of Lay's and say "Look! No trans-fats! Says so right here! It's healthy!"

Reverse:

That's a million-dollar business idea right there

Used Suzuki Samurai Buyer's Guide: What to Look For

That half-second at the end when he just hangs his head in defeat is pure gold.

Yeah there are some problems with this, for sure.

Nice one

I think people are not always voting for "best beater you can afford to crash into a tree and forget about" and are instead voting for "the one I like more"

I know. That whole thing makes me so sad. It's even worse that video of it exists. I wish this had happened like 50 years ago and only the people who were there that day would have the memories. Instead, any one of us is a google search away from having our hearts broken as many times as we can stand in glorious HD:

Right? Why would people on set even have boots to do this with in the first place?

It definitely would, but a company owned by the parent would be better to do business with in the parent's eyes, wouldn't it?