The dude's a troll. Ignore his blather. Check his post history if you doubt this.

I feel the same way. You'd never realize the benefits they provide unless your daily commute was a 3-hour police chase through a major metropolitan area.

The carbon-ceramic brake package, specifically.

Hopefully that's just underlining that this is a friendly competition.

Oh my god that was great. I think I laughed as hard as he did for most of that.

Asscrown? Asscrown for an assclown? It works on so many levels!

Well I mean I'm also accounting for Paso vs. Buellton in general. I know which of those two towns I'd rather be sitting in.

That one's probably a little closer to the truth than I would care to admit. Most people seem to GTFO of here though.

Agreed. And don't forget to validate because the parking rates SUCK anywhere you can see the ocean from.

That's definitely the best spot on the wharf. Everything else is a tourist trap.

Yep! Didn't we actually talk about this once before? Or am I imagining?

The new taproom in Beullton is nicer.

I think the 991 was just journalist days. The reveal was in Frankfurt.

THE MAN VAN!

See, if Maserati would just equip lane keep and other safety features, she'd have known something was up when she went to park it.

Maybe this is just Gotcha-Journalism.

That does it, you just pulled 3 weeks of duty weaving Jalopnik Jai-Alai cestas.

Yeah those denim-colored shadows are super tricky.

You're right to feel that way. Cuz if you don't...