Sometimes it is. Imagine how pissed masterglitch is going to be when he finally finds out the internet is based on science and technology and not magic.

I used the words "everyone everywhere" in relation to the US, where this is common. And because the story we're both commenting on is on a US-based website. Linking to a story originally published on a US-based website, talking about the US specifically. Regardless, the story isn't about other countries, you…

You make it sound like we could be using PIN numbers with our credit cards at gas stations but are too stupid or ignorant or both. This is not the case. When you use a credit card at a gas pump, you are prompted to enter your zip code/post code/whatever it is called where you are from. There is no Superior Internet…

Yeah, is this not understood by like everyone everywhere? If you pay with a debit card it asks for your PIN, if you pay with a CC it asks for your zip. Dip, derp done. It's standard security, not a call to scramble the drones for operation Pillage T3h Pr1v4cy.

Welp, whatever was in that backpack is shredded wheat now.

it was all luck

Dem Parts

More likely that they'd shift production to Mexico, since they've doubled-down on plants there recently. Anything built in Canada or Mexico is not subject to the light truck tax thanks to NAFTA.

Agreed. It looks like the tug operator thought he was in open water or something.

I think it's actually mocking you as you try to catch up to it but tomato/potato.

Yo, NIMH, Let's kick it!

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby
All right stop, immolate and listen
Rice is back with my brand new conflagration
Something burns my neighborhood brightly
Fly like an eagle, explode so tightly
Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
Pick up the gas, and let's go
To the extreme I flip some punks like a…

As others have said, I do not think those were Schwimmwagens:

Yeah I assumed the tug was responsible. Maybe there was no other way to get that ship out of there, though. Definitely way too big for that marina.

Yeah I wasn't sure what was going on there at first. Someone give that guy the Most Oblivious award.

Jeez what a mess. And they even go in for a second round of destruction.

I was surprised they never offered it with the VQ35. Could have undercut the Germans on the lower end of their medium sedan range as well.

^^^

Did I ever say anything even close to that? All I asked was if this was a common thing for police officers to shoot animals involved in traffic accidents.

Haha yeah, $9,000 actually seems like a pretty fair offer and the dude just got destroyed.