“End it, why?”

Jack as Tracy while Tracy eats jellybeans: BOYS AND GIRLS CLUBS OF AMERICA! BE GREAT!

“She is an orca, Benjamin. FYI, they’re very difficult to keep in a home aquarium.” Such a classic.

Reaganing is one of my faves!!

“Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking!”

i have a HUGE crush on dotcom

I can’t pick a favourite episode (perhaps the high school reunion one?), but my favourite line is “never follow a hippy to a second location.” My husband and I use this All The Time because I run a yoga studio, and most of the people we interact with (in terms of teachers, practitioners, etc) are hippies.

Probably Rosemary’s baby, but the one where Pee Wee Herman played the deformed, inbred German prince is another.

“Are you spinning a basketball?”

Oh, that’s a good one! My favorite is the one where we see people as Kenneth sees them and everyone is a felt puppet!

Ugh, this image sucks but it’s all I could find for this, which also gets me every time

I bought a BLACK apartment.

WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH SPOOKY SCARY

Today You Are a Man is a close second to Rosemary’s Baby for me.

God, so many. “Cleveland” is up there, but really all of the first season is a masterpiece. But then there was this moment, which, tears:

Tracy, despondent: Dr. Spaceman, Dr. Spaceman!

Sandwich Day (“I will cut your face up so bad you’ll have a chin... you’ll all have chins!”) and Queen of Jordan 2 (“rude!”)

The live episodes. Also Reaganing. The thing with the Carvel ice cream cakes and Frasier and Jenna beating Kenneth out of The Best Friends Gang makes me howl and that episode produced one of my favorite Liz Lemon quotes. NO TOM JONES, NO!