I’m choosing to believe you purposely left off the plural at the end

Keep Guam and carry on?

mariah has writing credits on just about her entire discography but yea sure, she “rarely wrote her own lyrics”. because what white boy says is fact right? good luck in hollywood, trevor! you’ll need it. talentless white boys like you are dime a dozen.

She also produced a lot of her own work. I remember being into her as a kid and reading the liner notes and always seeing she was one of the three writers of a song and one of two producers. I was super crushed when I started listening to other artists and seeing they didn’t help write their own music.

the pratt-farii

Love the way you put this: wispy legacy of feminine awesomeness that ends in self destruction....

I am impressed by how smiley this left me. She seemed half in the bag, but super animated by Marilyn Monroe, lingerie, and a wispy legacy of feminine awesomeness that ends in self-destruction.

After an examination, doctors allegedly informed Bieber that he was only suffering from garden-variety swollen balls.

This sounds super corny, but see if you can track down the Cajun Navy on Facebook- I’m not sure where they are but I know a few people down there and they’d definitely be willing to help if they can.

You know what’s kind of crazy, or not considering who we are referring to, is that Donald has not really mentioned the people of Houston or its surrounding areas. He mentions Harvey a lot, he mentions the city of Houston a lot, but he does not mention the people (other than crowd sizes). There is no empathy or…

Western Europe.

Handcrafted by the finest child sweatshop in all of Bangladesh.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Piffle and nonsense. Automated dry cleaning tracks are for dry cleaners.

Oh, Di, I loved you so much. Why did you betray us?

That’s what they wanted, darling. You’re in good company.

I had to read that headline multiple times to comprehend it. I don’t even want to say where my mind was heading.