Their anti-static wristbands clipped sensually together...

The Obamas seem to get on well with the Bush family. Does that impact your sweeping statement?

I’m imagining that famous scene from Ghost, only instead of pottery they are assembling a PC.  

I really hope Corden isn’t an asshole, because I find him so uncharismatic and unfunny as an entertainer that I’d like to think he at least has found success thanks to a good personality. If he’s an asshole on top of being untalented then I straight-up don’t know what to make of him.

No, there’s no problem. It’s a really dumb thing to be mad about. It’s about as significant as a non-christian saying “Jesus Christ” when they stub their toe. Who fucking cares?

To be fair, if anyone tried to tell me the phrase ‘spirit animal’ is “cultural appropriation” I’d probably yell at them, myself. 

Lookit this guy, assembling his PC on a table, during daylight hours, in a nice outfit. Typical Hollywood - the rest of us stay up after the family goes to bed, slap an AMD processor into a case that might or might not have the correct power supply, and hope we can get five minutes of Mortal Kombat before we pass out…

“That was weird.”

This seems to be the breed of dumbshit who says ‘we’ when referring to their favorite sportsball team.

This fake history has to stop. He did not get sick from eating a pizza.

“New Haven pizza” is really poorly defined. Its basically just artisan pizza made around New haven. not a real style.