I think Guy Fieri is a genuinely good dude with some questionable taste. I think Kristen Stewart seems like a nice person as well. My view of both is generally positive. So why am I left feeling...uneasy...by this announcement?

Dead horse was definitely part of the cuisine there.

But then he would be yours and yours alone. I have My Own Private Idaho, but Duncan Idaho is for everyone

Wait...did they cut off the tribute to Norm, or did Lorne just casually throw out his name and say he was “one of” the best dozen or so Weekend hosts? Lorne: you can go fuck yourself.

I prefer the term “horse paste” to “horse medicine”. I’ll also accept “sheep-juice enema” as an alternative phrasing.

When I think of Burton, I think of Conan O’brien’s early stint on Late Night...taking over for the great David Letterman. He was awkward and unpolished, but had the credentials and ultimately found his groove. I think Rogers would be a great host, but I would like to live in a world where we let Burton find his own…

Personally, I don’t shop at the Dollar Store, but am super pissed that I’m forced to buy toilet paper at Sam’s Club at outrageous per unit costs as compared to buying it by the pallet or even in shipping container quantities. Why should I be penalized because I can’t afford to buy or store toilet paper in quantities…

I assume it was lots of “That’s what she said” and “Nice...” comments.

Thank jebus that HBO is finally imploding. Since the +Max merger I have just been waiting for that shoe to drop. It’s sad, but it was inevitable.

Why are we not talking about the elephant in the room? Brad Pitt should be hosting Wheel of Fortune. (Burton should host Jeopardy)

So they will re-arrange the show so everyone else can do a year’s worth of work in a half-year? Certainly possible, but I’m not sure the other people involved with the show and their respective unions will agree. At the least, it makes for some complex negotiations. I think Rodgers is out due to the complexity. He was…

I’m in

My bet is on some sort of Native American burial ground curse. Or aliens. Probably aliens give him his powers. Or a Marvel cross-over. Do people still like these kinds of movies?

And why does he have a raging erection?

Par for the course with Colorado. I’m going to call it right now, based on what I have seen for the last 5 years: Colorado is the new Florida.

People like him don’t feel regret, nor shame, nor compassion. Don’t worry about him, he’ll be fine.

I’m gonna bet none of them is this kevin:

I can just see it:

Where exactly are all your odd places? Documenting for a friend.

Chilis+sugar+chocolate=~mole