Ok, so go get a new job. I got fired on my birthday once (like a boss). Ain’t nobody write no article about me. If I was this Marissa girl I’d put my application in at SEGA. That’s what’s up.

It is extra fun.

I think your crafting and publishing of this piece is akin to Mike Huckabee hunting pheasant...

Calling out sorority girls. Calling out people who call out sorority girls. Calling out baseball. Calling out baseball announcers. Calling out selfie takers. Calling out anyone who was involved in making this a story. Commenters calling out commenters. Calling me out for any spelling errors. Constant hate.

Why refer to “fat” or “skinny” at all. Sounds to me like you just f*ck people. You ain’t picky, girl!

But, is it assault?

How is he walking? Is it like he’s using a “turbo button” method? Is Kurt paying attention? Is he doing it alone?