"Are you on LinkedIn?" also works.

Good luck, person!

I miss Dave Chang.

Always strange looking at the comments on a years-old article. Some regular commenters that aren't around anymore, but still have AVC/Disqus accounts. Some posts by "guests" you can't help but wonder about. And then one troll who's still around who ends all his comments with "Word". What a douche.

Such a nasty woman!

I may never feel as proud of myself as the day some reverse-racism-is-real person called me a racist.

CancerAIDS is nothing to brag about.

Ate a fair amount of cake this week. Breakouts imminent. Will update as more details become available.

This isn't the Weekly Pimple Thread?

Are you my dad? Because damn if he didn't just call me to talk about the same thing.

Staff Picks still seems to exist. For now.

The Where's Waldo approach.

Mark Hamill still seems nice.

What I was just about to say.

Not sure why, but this is the most hilarious thing I've seen all week. Thank you, kindly internet stranger!

But will you put ketchup on your steak?

I've only seen recipes with raw jicama before.

I always thought of God as some sort of calico.

Welp, if that's what it takes to get Trump to shut the hell up.

Where's Whovian when you need them?