I usually manage to avoid them. Once I was fishing and there were no fieldhouses around so I had no other options. It was filled with giant spiders.

Fuck Trump insinuating that recent anti-Semitism is a false flag operation.

Aaaaaand this is why I'm not on social media.

Chicago Streets and Sanitation: Leaf Blower Unit

Except ours is called Chicago Park District. A bit less fun.

Slapstick. There's only so many times I can watch yogurt fall down stairs, ya know?

It doesn't seem to exist for Firefox, unfortunately. Maybe there's something similar?

I'm looking at some yogurt now, but I'm not laughing.

Doesn't work on TV, but you should try the Make America Kittens Again browser plug-in. Replaces photos of 45 on the internet with kittens. I should add that it's for Chrome.

The rest of the internet was broken soooo….

That. Also we're pathetic if this is all we have to criticize about Our Beloved Leader. I also saw one lady saw we should "leave the man alone because HE'S OUR PRESIDENT!!!"

That. Also we're pathetic if this is all we have to criticize about Our Beloved Leader. I also saw one lady saw we should "leave the man alone because HE'S OUR PRESIDENT!!!"

This… They're actually saying this, aren't they?

Go to the steak article. They're prolly still there.

I may have to travel to India to find tea as good as that.

That's the second Invasion Of The Body Snatchers reference I've seen tonight!!!!

You seem… different… somehow.

*sigh* Except all the times it doesn't.

Bangz Salon casts a wide net.

Nobody here knows what any of that stuff is. That's why we're nerds.